Sunday, February 22, 2015

Call of Duty Advanced Warfare features wonderful new locales

We fucking fight in North Korea.
Fuck.
Make the damn game be about human rights violations in a Tell Tale like setting or a parody of the Producers where you make an Interview-like film.
Fighting another Middle Eastern person after losing your arm in a war in North Korea that no one in the US gives a shit about.
Then they get a little bit more creative by having fighting in places that aren't commonly associated with terrorism, before they go to new Baghadad.

DNA experimentation screw ups. Do they fight a monster or something? Probably some zombie mod bullshit I'm guessing.

The game does nothing different that other games such as Halo have done way better, and even that's not considered a classic.

Albeit, it is a nice homage to Forrest Gump's version of Back to the Future Part II. Thank you, Robert Zemeckis!

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