Everything Wrong With Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Bleeding hand for shock value without a lot of visual symbolic significance.
Max von Sydow dies in another blockbuster.
Continuity error: Stormtroopers can aim
Nazi flamethrower
Ripping off episode IV intro
Bond/Jones-like intro
Eating crack
Fake CGI
Droid Jawas
Resistance/Rebel tells Stormtrooper how to pilot a TIE Fighter
They forgot to untie the ship.
Actor pretending you're a bad actor.
Hand holding
Hand holding again
Finn doesn't think Rey can fly a ship.
Millenium Falcon has shit security.
Map is worst MacGuffin ever.
Prequel reference (Clone Army)
(Why not another?) Why not droids?
Finn tells BB gun he's a Stormtrooper one foot away from Rey.
Rey doesn't hear.
Han doesn't like Rey cuz she's a woman driver
Planet that looks like Naboo
Not Yoda lives on Not Naboo.
Rey is a furry.
Empire Strikes Back homage to the Luke-Vader-Yoda scene for fans who didn't actually understand Empire.
Not Rebel, but Resistance
Resistance AND Republic
Prequel homage.
More Han Solo
Admiral Ackbar.
Admiral Ackbar CGI.
Other dude with no name from Jedi CGI.
The fact that Jedi is canon.
Jedi mindtrick without explanation.
Rey has force powers and doesn't hear Finn talking about being a Stormtrooper.
Rey has force powers and can't sense Finn is a Stormtrooper.
Rey uses force powers, mind tricks stormtroopers. Ren uses more stormtroopers.
Captain Phasma is put in the garbage chute
Rogue Rebellion Squadron characters have no name.
Rogue Rebellion Squadron have no video game.
Han lives after Return of the Jedi
Han dies in this movie
It's obvious he's going to die this movie.
Luke says wassup after Han's dead.

Cinema Sins: 45