Wednesday, June 17, 2015

List of complaints regarding Jurassic World

  1. The movie is pretty much summarized by the kid using the original Jurassic Park banner as a torch
  2. Test Tube Rex is smart according to the dialogue but not the audience
  3. Test Tube Rex is Takeshi Kitano Rex
  4. Test Tube Rex speaks Raptor
  5. Test Tube Rex should be killed because he is Frankenstein
  6. Test Tube Rex should be killed because he is Black Widow
  7. Taxi Driver
  8. The symbiote    
  9. There's no main character
  10. There's no family connection like with Alan Grant or Ian Malcolm and kids
  11. The older brother is a hentai.
  12. There's no John Williams
  13. There's no arcs
  14. There's no characters
  15. Ron Howard's daughter plays someone with no character, and acts if she is just reading lines.
  16. She gets involved in the worst romance in movie history
  17. Star lord is introduced too late in the movie
  18. Star lords best friend bishop has unknown whereabouts at the end of the movie  
  19. The death scenes are g rated garbage  
  20. There's a bunch of references to the military that may be propaganda and if so have a point
  21. The illogical plot point of using raptors for military purposes goes wrong and not for the most rational reason
  22. The movie doesn't have an ending 

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