- The movie is pretty much summarized by the kid using the original Jurassic Park banner as a torch
- Test Tube Rex is smart according to the dialogue but not the audience
- Test Tube Rex is Takeshi Kitano Rex
- Test Tube Rex speaks Raptor
- Test Tube Rex should be killed because he is Frankenstein
- Test Tube Rex should be killed because he is Black Widow
- Taxi Driver
- The symbiote
- There's no main character
- There's no family connection like with Alan Grant or Ian Malcolm and kids
- The older brother is a hentai.
- There's no John Williams
- There's no arcs
- There's no characters
- Ron Howard's daughter plays someone with no character, and acts if she is just reading lines.
- She gets involved in the worst romance in movie history
- Star lord is introduced too late in the movie
- Star lords best friend bishop has unknown whereabouts at the end of the movie
- The death scenes are g rated garbage
- There's a bunch of references to the military that may be propaganda and if so have a point
- The illogical plot point of using raptors for military purposes goes wrong and not for the most rational reason
- The movie doesn't have an ending
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
List of complaints regarding Jurassic World
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