Transformers Dark of the Moon: 3 Reasons Why It Sucks

1. What's the point of the Ark/Dark (Side) of the Moon subplot? JFK is used to make it seem more real, but doesn't add much either.
2. Shia can't find a job: It's his last film.
3. Sentinel Prime becomes a bad guy to save the world that really makes no sense and makes traitors look unempathetic.
4. Michael Bay's writers steal a plot from the worst written episode of Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad, (the kidnapping watch)
5. Fox News product placement
6. Apple product placement
7. Grey's Anatomy guy used as a bad guy.
8. The JJ Abrams use of Transformers references that only make sense if you somehow follow Transformers and don't know what they mean simultaneously.
9. Sam Witwicky is fucking Batman and somehow kills Starscream. Does he come back? We don't give a shit by this time in the show.
10. Death with bones poorly designed for concept art sketches.