- Natalie Portman does not try.
She simply does not. She is the Bella Swan of the Thor franchise, in it for the billion dollar paycheck she is getting signed for being as terrible and lackluster as possible. I do not even see the point of her character being in the franchise. Sure, Kat Dennings is ok, but all she did was kiss her intern in The Dark World. We get amateur, lowest common denominator, non-nerd fanservice for this franchise from this film that really destroys it from becoming a Lord of the Rings classic. Speaking of which,
- It should be like Lord of the Rings
Remember that awesome scene where the Dark Elves and Norse Gods were fighting? That should be the entire franchise. Hack and slash action. You can appeal to everybody by just having people beat the crap out of each other. They should be playing a game of Norse Risk.
- Loki
He's the main protagonist and we have no idea where they are going with him. More on that in further analysis.
- Misusing old dudes
Stellan Skaarsgaard and Anthony Hopkins are two of the most scariest badass old dudes in the business today. They should be mother fucking villains with Alex DeLarge in RED, not this farty old comic book film. Skaarsgaard naked. I guess that's a check? Making fun of mentally ill people? Very tasteful!
Heck, Rene Russo actually got some combat in this movie, but got killed off as a result!
WTF was that?
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