Thursday, February 13, 2014

The Arthouse Converter Film 2013 Hall of Fame

This film list is based on the progress of such films such as 12 Years a Slave, The Butler and Fruitvale Station and the great tragedy of the modern world. The list is in chronological order.
  1. Intolerance
  2. Sunset Blvd
  3. Bicycle Thieves
  4. The Sound of Music
  5. Ali: Fear Eats the Soul
  6. Dog Day Afternoon
  7. The Deer Hunter
  8. The Shining
  9. The Fox and the Hound
  10. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  11. Boyz in the Hood
  12. Reservoir Dogs
  13. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  14. There Will Be Blood
  15. Cloud Atlas

Thursday, January 16, 2014

2013 Golden Globe Awards outcome

Best Foreign Language Film:
My pick: Blue is the Warmest Color
Golden Globes chose:  The Great Beauty
Both now good candidates for the Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Picture.

Best Screenplay (unanimous):
Spike Jonze, for his infamous in previous films, finally getting awarded for Her.

Best Picture-Musical or Comedy:
My pick: Her
Golden Globes pick: American Hustle
12 Years a Slave still the favorite
Best Picture-Drama: (unanimous)
12 Years a Slave

Best Director:
My biased 2011 pick: Steve McQueen
Golden Globes pick: Alfonso Cuaron
Both good candidates. The Academy Awards a bit more interesting now.

Best Actor-Drama/Comedy:
My pick: N/A.
Golden Globes pick: Matthew McConaughey probably because he led in Dallas Buyers Club and Mud.

Best Actress-Comedy:
My pick: N/A.
Golden Globes pick: Amy Adams

Best Actress: (unanimous)
Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine

Best Supporting Actor: (unanimous)
Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club
My personal choice: Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave

Best Supporting Actress:
June Squibb, Nebraska
My personal choice: Lupita Nyong'o: 12 Years a Slave
Golden Globes pick: Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle, due to her Academy seniority.
This will be an interesting category indeed when the Academy Award appears.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Coen Brothers' Inside Llewyn Davis snubbed in 2013-4 DGA nominations

The nominees for Feature Film were:

  • Alfonso Cuarón – Gravity
  • Paul Greengrass – Captain Phillips
  • Steve McQueen – 12 Years a Slave
  • David O. Russell – American Hustle
  • Martin Scorsese – The Wolf of Wall Street
Captain Phillips is a controversial pick, because of its portrayal of subject matter. 
Gravity's use of dialogue didn't work. 
American Hustle had great performances but cannot be compared to the auteurish work such as the Coen Bros' Llewyn Davis.
12 Years of Slave was done by an auteur but cannot be compared to a Rob Ager-ish project like Inside Llewyn Davis.

The Wolf of Wall Street was pretty darn good....

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Movies I am looking forward to in 2014

February 7th: The Monuments Men
February 12th: RoboCop
March 21st:

  • Divergent
  • Muppets Most Wanted

March 28th: Cesar Chavez
April 18th: Transcendence directed by Wally Pfister
May 9th: Chef directed by Jon Favreau, starring Robert Downey Jr
May 16th: Godzilla directed by Monsters director Gareth Edwards starring Elizabeth Olsen
May 23rd: X-Men: Days of Future Past starring James MacAvoy and Michael Fassbender
May 30th: Maleficient
June 13th: How to Train Your Dragon 2
July 18th: Jupiter Ascending
August 1st: Guardians of the Galaxy
August 22nd: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For directed by Robert Rodriguez and 
October 3rd: Gone Girl directed by David Fincher
November 7th: Interstellar directed by Christopher Nolan
December 12th: Exodus directed by Ridley Scott
December 25th: Unbroken directed by Angelina Jolie, written by the Coen Bros

My memorable Christmas films

  1. Eyes Wide Shut
  2. A Christmas Carol
  3. A Muppet Christmas Carol
  4. Santa Claus is Coming To Town
  5. A Charlie Brown Christmas
  6. Frosty the Snowman
  7. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
  8. It's Christmas Time, Charlie Brown
  9. The Santa Clause 2
  10. Die Hard
  11. The Magic Paintbrush
  12. Home Alone 2: Lost in NY
  13. Batman Returns
  14. The Santa Clause
  15. The Santa Clause 3

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

The Top 15 Worst Blockbusters of 2013

  1. A Madea Christmas
  2. Anchorman 2
  3. A Good Time to Die Hard
  4. Top Gun 3D
  5. A Haunted House
  6. Star Trek: Into Darkness/
  7. The Man of Steel
  8. Movie 43
  9. Iron Man 3
  10. GI Joe: Retaliation
  11. Fast & The Furious 6
  12. The Hangover Part III
  13. RIPD
  14. Thor: The Dark World
  15. Planes

Sunday, December 15, 2013

VGX I/2013 was a con in more than one sense of the word

VGX I/2013 was a lie.

  • The Game of the Year was awarded half way in the middle of the show
  • Those games and awards were barely talked about.
  • They pretended to empathize and portray internet culture while horribly failing and making them look horrible.
  • The guests were cheap. The set was cheap. Everything this year was cheap. They did not try. Especially Joel McHale. (I never liked Community anyway.)
  • They instead heavily promoted future games


    Another form of Con that VGX and the Video Game Awards have been trying to be for a while: a video game convention. They demonstrated future games at something that implied previous games of the year! How backwards (or not) is that?
    They can hire booth babes.
    They can charge people to go.
    They can make some money and have people going.
    Why don't they do that?

    Friday, December 13, 2013

    The 2013 ArthouseConverter Video Game Hall of Fame

    1961 SpaceWar!
    1972 Pong
    1974 Oregon Trail 
    1988 Super Mario Bros 3
    1990 Mega Man 3
    1994
    • Final Fantasy VI
    • Policenauts
    1996 Super Mario 64
    1999 Shenmue
    2001 
    • Deus Ex 
    • Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty
    2002
    • Metroid Prime
    • ICO
    • Shinobi
     2004 Ninja Gaiden
     2005 Shadow of the Colossus
    2010
    • Mass Effect 2
    • Minecraft
    2012 Retrograde
    2013 Antichamber

    Thursday, December 12, 2013

    My Predictions: 12 Years a Slave major winner for the 71st/2014 Golden Globe Awards

    The Wind Rises was shafted for Best Animated Feature, although it could win for Best Foreign Language Film.
    Best Animated Feature:
    Does not matter
    Best Foreign Language Film:
    Blue is the Warmest Color will take that prize.

    Best Screenplay:
    Spike Jonze, for his infamous in previous films, finally getting awarded for Her.

    Steve McQueen's 12 Years a Slave and Spike Jonze's Her are the top candidates for the Academy Awards, so I choose them as their respective winner for Best Picture category.
    Steve McQueen would unanimously get the Best Director nod.
    Best Picture-Drama:
    12 Years a Slave
    Best Picture-Musical or Comedy:
    Her
    Best Director:
    Steve McQueen

    Best Actor-Drama/Comedy:
    Everyone wins, since they are such good candidates.

    Best Actress:
    Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine

    Best Supporting Actor:
    Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club
    My personal choice: Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave

    Best Supporting Actress:
    June Squibb, Nebraska
    My personal choice: Lupita Nyong'o: 12 Years a Slave

    Academy Award Updates 12/10/2013

    Want to know the top leaders in the Oscar race? Check the leaders in bold.

    Best Film, Director

    1. Her, Spike Jonze, National Board of Review, LAFCS
    2. 12 Years A Slave, Steve McQueen NYFCC, BFCS
    3. Gravity, Alfonso Cuaron, BFCS, LAFCA
    4. Fruitvale Station, Ryan Coogler, Many Breakthrough Director Awards
    5. Inside Llewyn Davis, Gotham
    6. Nebraska, BFCS
    7. Wadjda, BFCS
    8. Wolf of Wall Street, BFCS Runner Up
    9. The Act of Killing, BFCS Runner Up


    Best Animated Film
    The Wind Rises, Almost Everything, LAFCA Runner Up
    Ernest and Celestine, LAFCA
    Frozen, BFCS Runner Up

    Best Documentary
    Act of Killing, Almost everything, LAFCA Runner Up
    Stories We Tell, LAFCA
    Black Fish, BFCS Runner Up

    Best Foreign Language Film
    Blue is the Warmest Color, Almost Everything
    The Great Beauty (Italy), LAFCA Runner Up

    Lists:
    National Board of Review
    Top 10 Films (in alphabetical order):
    • 12 Years a Slave
    • Fruitvale Station
    • Gravity
    • Inside Llewyn Davis
    • Lone Survivor
    • Nebraska
    • Prisoners
    • Saving Mr. Banks
    • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • The Wolf of Wall Street

    Top 5 Foreign Language Films (in alphabetical order):
    • Beyond the Hills
    • Gloria
    • The Grandmaster
    • A Hijacking
    • The Hunt
    Top 10 Independent Films (in alphabetical order):
    • Ain’t Them Bodies Saints
    • Dallas Buyers Club
    • In a World…
    • Mother of George
    • Much Ado About Nothing
    • Mud
    • The Place Beyond the Pines
    • Short Term 12
    • Sightseers
    • The Spectacular Now
    American Film Institute Top 10

    • 12 Years a Slave
    • American Hustle
    • Captain Phillips
    • Fruitvale Station
    • Gravity
    • Her
    • Inside Llewyn Davis
    • Nebraska
    • Saving Mr. Banks
    • The Wolf of Wall Street

    Best Screenplay:
    Enough Said, BFCS
    The Wolf of Wall Street, BFCS Runner Up
    Richard Linklater, Before Midnight, LAFCS
    Spike Jonze, Her, LAFCA Runner Up

    Best Cinematography:
    Emmanuel Lubezki – Gravity, BFCS, LAFCA
    Phillipe le Sourd, The Grandmaster, BFCS Runner Up

    Best Editing:
    Rush, BFCS
    Thelma Schoonmaker – The Wolf of Wall Street, BFCS Runner-up: 
    Alfonso Cuarón and Mark Sanger – Gravity, LAFCA
    Shane Carruth and David Lowery – Upstream Color, LAFCA Runner-up

    Best Actor

    1. Bruce Dern, Nebraska, NBR, LAFCS
    2. Michael B. Jordan, Gotham, NBR
    3. Robert Redford, All is Lost, NYFC
    4. Chiwetel Eijofor, BFCS, LAFCS Runner Up
    5. Leonardo DiCaprio, BFCS Runner Up


    Best Actress

    1. Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine, NYFC, BFCS, LAFCS
    2. Adèle Exarchopoulos – Blue Is the Warmest Colour, NBR, LAFCS
    3. Emma Thompson, Saving Ms. Banks, NBR
    4. Brie Lawson, Short Term 12, Gotham
    5. Judi Dench, Philomena, BFCS Runner Up


    Best Supporting Actor

    1. Jared Leto, NYFC, BFCS Runner Up, LAFCA
    2. Will Forte, Nebraska, NBR
    3. James Gandolfini, Enough Said, BFCS
    4. James Franco, LAFCA
    5. Barkhad Abdi – Captain Phillips, BFCS Runner Up


    Best Supporting Actress

    1. June Squibb, Nebraska, Gotham, BFCS, LAFCA
    2. Lupita Nyong'o, 12 Years a Slave, BFCS Runner Up, LAFCA
    3. Jennifer Lawrence, NYFC
    4. Octavia Spencer, NBR